March 2024

Journal 005 – You don’t have a slug problem, you have a duck deficiency..

Journal 004 – I’ve already lost touch with a couple of people I used to be..

Journal 003 – Do squibs really prefer to be dry?

Journal 002 – Oh Lord, make me chaste – but not yet

Journal 001 – I’ve ordered a chicken, and an egg, from Amazon. I’ll let you know…​